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The electric toothbrush is surely one of the greatest achievements in human history. But it could be so much more versatile. My dad's old Black & Decker drill could be turned into a hedge trimmer, sander, circular saw etc by fitting readily available accessories. Why not aply the same technique to the
toothbrush? Corn paring, nasal hair trimming, nail clipping.. no end of sanitary procedures could be mechanised in one simple package. It should even be possible to provide some sexual functions, for those so inclined.
kitchen version by [thumbwax] [krelnik, Oct 04 2004]
||hair clippers, fluff and pet hair remover, massager, jumping teeth power unit...
||If you're inclined enough, *anything* can be used for some sexual functions. Erm, I mean, so I've heard...
||not very fruitful though.