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Name Calling Trainer

Name calling may well become an olympic event.
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Name calling requires swiftness, want to get higher, to last longer than the opponent, and of course some kind of strength usually.

The name calling trainer is a ball that is launched by shouting into a bullhorn. The bullhorn is actually a scoop for throwing the ball, but that's part of learning how to use it.

The ball is attached to the thrower by a tether. This teaches the name callers to always move forward when they call a name, especially when it is a team sport. The ball also rebounds on an elastic cord to show how name callers should always be punched in the face, but sometimes get away with it.

rcarty, Dec 09 2014

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