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It might be better to just get another gerbil.
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The name says it all. A complete collection of kitchenware
designed to look exactly like the real deal, but made out of
safe, harmless sponge.
Feel like whacking your hubby over the head with a frying
pan...well, go ahead, give it all you've got.
Cheating husband slamming out the front
door, after being
confronted by you? Throw the full line of plates and cups at
him, *and* the living room wall, with no messy porcelain to
clean up afterwards.
Steamy night by the fireplace with your amour? Slam those
pricey looking wine glasses innocently into the fire, and
head to the bedroom without any worry, whatsoever.
Plunge a 12# long fish fillet knife into your annoying
husbands side, if he won't do the dishes, and then just
walk away. No life sentence to the poky, no lengthy legal
battles and no lawyers needed.
Not with this line of kitchenware...
(Deluxe models include handheld mixers and immersion
blenders, for those really heated disagreements.)
Until they make this you could always just smack a brick upside somebody's head.
They're good for chucking at the tv too! [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 08 2010]
||Trouble on the home front?
||Come over here and say that, I'll set you straight!!!
(no home front to worry about. I wish I did have someone
to strike over the head with a fake frying pan though.
||Well, if you expand the line to include nerf golf clubs, I bet Tiger would buy a set.
||I'm afraid I'm too busy to visit right now, but I'll see if I can rearrange my calendar later this year.
||Hmm...not sure I'd consider burning Nerf fumes worry-free.
||If you soaked the sponge in water and froze it, you'd have the real thing.
||"Oh my! If this is the nerf-knife, what did I just throw at