Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Nerf Kitchenware

A full set of useful kitchenware and handheld appliances.
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The name says it all. A complete collection of kitchenware designed to look exactly like the real deal, but made out of safe, harmless sponge.

Feel like whacking your hubby over the head with a frying pan...well, go ahead, give it all you've got.

Cheating husband slamming out the front door, after being confronted by you? Throw the full line of plates and cups at him, *and* the living room wall, with no messy porcelain to clean up afterwards.

Steamy night by the fireplace with your amour? Slam those pricey looking wine glasses innocently into the fire, and head to the bedroom without any worry, whatsoever.

Plunge a 12# long fish fillet knife into your annoying husbands side, if he won't do the dishes, and then just walk away. No life sentence to the poky, no lengthy legal battles and no lawyers needed.

Not with this line of kitchenware...

(Deluxe models include handheld mixers and immersion blenders, for those really heated disagreements.)

blissmiss, Jan 08 2010

Until they make this you could always just smack a brick upside somebody's head. http://www.sillyjok...kes/fake/brick.html
They're good for chucking at the tv too! [2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 08 2010]

Mostly for little kids... https://www.google....1134&biw=2195&hl=en
But soft plates, at least, are available. [neutrinos_shadow, Aug 22 2021]


       Trouble on the home front?
normzone, Jan 08 2010

       Come over here and say that, I'll set you straight!!! (no home front to worry about. I wish I did have someone to strike over the head with a fake frying pan though. Volunteers?)
blissmiss, Jan 08 2010

       Well, if you expand the line to include nerf golf clubs, I bet Tiger would buy a set.   

       I'm afraid I'm too busy to visit right now, but I'll see if I can rearrange my calendar later this year.
normzone, Jan 08 2010

       Hmm...not sure I'd consider burning Nerf fumes worry-free.
nick_n_uit, Jan 08 2010

       If you soaked the sponge in water and froze it, you'd have the real thing.
nineteenthly, Jan 08 2010

       "Oh my! If this is the nerf-knife, what did I just throw at Bob?"
MaxwellBuchanan, Jan 08 2010

       sponge bob ?
po, Jan 08 2010

blissmiss, Jan 08 2010


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