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No more condoms

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Ok guys, we have heard of all kinds of methods of birth control and preventing diseases. It's time for the ultimate new way to have sex. Instead of a condom, these are fitted caps that just go over the tip of the penis. They still have the little area for the sperm. Same material, just covering less surface so that the pleasure is still there. No more of those slam your dick in the door and still not feel anything condoms. They are fitted by a doctor, similar to the way women obtain birth control, and then you can order them as necessary.
Johnsoe2, Dec 20 2000

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[po, Apr 09 2005]


       I can't imagine how it stays attached. Nor can I imagine what kind of condom you are used to. It must be inches thick. There are other options, you know.
centauri, Dec 20 2000

       i think it's a great idea...but the problem still lies in keeping it on!If it was kept on, yes, as a woman i don't like rubber!..yuck!if already invented, fine, but re-invent problem free. i don't think pleasure is over-rated..that's what it is all about!..if we can put a man on the moon, surely we can put a man and woman in (heaven)..humor there, but..really!..got my vote..:)
wanda x, Dec 20 2000

       The Female Condom. Same (if not more) STD and pregnancy protection, not constrictive to the male, transfers heat better than latex, comes with its own pouch of extra lube. Pricier but super fun! Sounds MUCH better than the "glans cap" suggested...
djanaba, Apr 11 2001

       I saw the original idea a long time ago. They were sold for purposes of desensitizing the male to allow him to last longer, not for pregancy protection, as they leak. Was called 'Stubs' or something like that. I haven't seen them in years, though.
StarChaser, Apr 11 2001

       and I was hoping that this was a protest about the recent list having just filled up with condom ideas...   

       The most recent anotation for this one was 11th of april... WHY is this on the recent list?
RobertKidney, Aug 22 2001

       You know what's weird? Those Trojan commericals, and pretty much the entire condom business, and how they emphasize the sensitivity of the condom, and how it'll provide a better feel. Some Japanese condom manufacturers have even made their condoms even thinner. Goddang it, I don't care about sensitivity! I'll probably come even if the condom is as thick as a roll of insulation! What I care about is: Do they protect well?!?! That's what I think Trojan should advertise. By the way, I love all those Trojan commercials with Ronald McDonald's hand in it.
HighSchoolMan, Sep 13 2001

       Hm, learning something new any moment. Trojan ? Condoms? Trojan as in the horse ? Odd.
rjwp, Sep 13 2001

       Trojan is a big manufacturer in the US, so much so that 'trojan' has half become a generic name. Being at work, I don't want to go opening any sites of happy little naughty bits in their raincoats, but it shouldn't be too hard to find.
StarChaser, Sep 14 2001

       Lambskin condoms feel perfectly natural for both partners. The experts feel that latex is safer, but the ones I have talked to say they have never actually tested that hypothesis. Certainly they are safer than going bareback.
Bonarein, Sep 14 2001

       Qwackspeke- I wish to be listed on your profile, or do intentional misspellings not count?
AfroAssault, Sep 15 2001

       StarChaser, I understand - something like ACME. But in my imagination I saw a Trojan Horse galloping away covered in a huge condom and .. uhm ... we'll leave it unopened.
rjwp, Sep 15 2001

       condoms made from synthetic spiders webbing very strong and soft
po, Sep 16 2001

       Spiderweb isn't soft. I've been cut by the support strands of a banana spider's web before...
StarChaser, Sep 16 2001

       I'm talking common english garden spider
po, Sep 16 2001

       The vagina is my favorite kind of condom.
disbomber, Apr 09 2005

       try other: general   

       there are other things in life beside condoms...
po, Apr 09 2005


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