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While I was trying to do the cryptid crossword - and I'm dammed if 9 down clue 'sounds like bottle bank' isn't the act of a warped mind - I thought of something else. See below.
OK, this is a bit iffy, seeing as I’m not an American, but the current Prez does have a something of a dislike of the
word “impeachment”.
So sending him peaches, flying peach colour flags, wearing peach colour armbands etc might be cut down the Ozymandias complex, assuming he has the self-awareness to get it?
Caspian Sea Monster
https://en.wikipedi...Caspian_Sea_Monster
Widely Known To Exist ... [8th of 7, Jun 21 2019]
[link]
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//the cryptid crossword// 1ac is "SASQUATCH" |
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I said SA... oh. He wrote "cryptid" for what I presume was
meant to be "cryptic". |
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Err, no, I am trying to make a cryptic crossword,
it's a bugger to get it right. Like 'chupacabra', 9
letters... |
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//I am trying to make a cryptic crossword// |
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Don't forget THYLACINE. Maybe "Your old story about mains
supply" ? |
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The fact it's been photographed in Hobart zoo suggests that's
not strictly a cryptid. |
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{Waits for [8th] to launch a tirade against all things antipodean,
until the name "Hobart" diverts him into a different stream-of-
consciousness about AVREs} |
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//not strictly a cryptid// True to an extent. However, given
that it's allegedly extinct since 1933, I think extant
thylacines would count. There have been reported sightings
from time to time. Not in Hobart Zoo, obvs. |
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Trying to fathom peach and mint together as an ice
cream flavor. Maybe. |
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<Considers datum that [pert] knows about Sir Percy Hobart/> |
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Reflective Canadian monster is formed from most of two jumpers (7) |
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Leathery beast might take a long time (6) |
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Knot holding garden tool attacks ships (6) |
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However, one leaves footprints in snow (4) |
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Jolly jumper is card with incomplete hair loss (9) |
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Close buddies, do not tow the sledge farther! It's a Russian lake monster! (6,6) |
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American ursoid arrives from Australia with animal carrier and angry letter (5,6) |
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Massive flyer that avoids being seen in photograph despite being made from
radioactive element below satellite (11) |
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Demon pursuing personalized garment is one that killed midwife (6,5) |
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Confused salty anglers find chimeric swooper (12) |
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West Virginia frightener takes lamp circler and adult male (7) |
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Some peach colour fabric winging it's way to
Nancy Pelosi. God knows what's she going to
do with it. |
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Knot it into a noose for herself, hopefully ... |
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I've spotted your kraken and your yeti, [notexactly]. I'll make
another expedition later. |
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... and your mothman and your Brosno dragon ... |
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I thought that last one was going to be somewhat difficult. I
guess knowing they're all cryptids helps a lot—not very many
Russian lake monsters to check. |
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No, but there is the Caspian Sea Monster ... <link> |
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There might be - have you looked? |
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<Looks up anxiously into Eucalyptus tree/> |
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