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When you want to run and invent things at the same time enter into the portable box made for inventing things.
Insert your torso into the centre of the box, and look down into it through the clear plexiglass(tm) top. There's plenty of light in there from a flickering bulb powered by the chafing of
your thighs. Or possibly from one of the other kinetic energy devices constraining your every movement.
The box is filled with whatever you like, but most commonly magnets and colored strings. In your uncontrollable manic state, of accelerated everything, your fingers deftly assemble things.
||Question: can the box be locked from the outside?
||I am only astonished at the lack of plus votes, this gets one from me.
||You're going to invent things from magnets and
colored [sic] strings? Have you been consigned to a