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ProSeed

vibrating cock ring with time delay eugenics sperm release Any physiological gametes get a dose of spermicide which lasts about an hour then the ProSeed sperm microcapsules dissolve to release the genetically well matched sperm
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Vibrating cock rings get positive reviews at Yahoo answers plus are at the Rite-Aid right now

This is a vibrating cock ring with time delay eugenics sperm release Any physiological gametes get a dose of spermicide which lasts about an hour then the ProSeed sperm microcapsules dissolve to release the genetically well matched sperm

The ad at link is more about spontaneity n pleasure yet the particularly happy radiant fetal e says The super kind happy genius beautiful athletic children are thrilled that their parents decided to ProSeed

When you LOVE ProSeed gives your kids all the things you’d like to be

I made a graphic version from the word LOVE with the letters looking like umm sexual action parts

Czikmenhali the happiness psychologist notes that most urban core high school students think they will become athletes or beauty models on graduation

Whatever one may think of that those people might willingly give their children athletic ability as well as beauty with an affordable genetic guidance product I’d have the product go with kindness happiness n cleverness beauty n physical ability Tissue cultured sperm are published thus a library of a few hundred high quality matches could come with each pack Freeze dried sperm are also published

I’m working on a way the person can find the most genetically preferred swimming gametes out of the tens of millions per spurt That way the people could use their own gametes yet pick their own better version

The word eugenics gots more baggage than the Taliban at an airport Though

Any Ideas on what to rename it

From horoscope to bodyscope finding your perfect match When you were a teenager there was Plan B Now that you are in charge there’s Plan My pronounced Plan Me

Fun Fearless Female goes smart

beanangel, Jan 28 2009

ProSeed at YouTube http://www.youtube....watch?v=InS-6rrsV50
[beanangel, Jan 28 2009]

The answer! http://www.youtube....eature=channel_page
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       I have a feeling that beanangel would fit in a lot better if Hitler had won the war. As I have pointed out numerous times, under a beanangel regime, poor sods, like beanangel, would be sterilized for the improvement of the race.
WcW, Jan 29 2009
  

       Poor UnaBubba. Your filtration will cause you to miss out on this:   

       <see link>   

       It is like an itch I have had for months and months has been scratched. Thank you, unseen gods of the internets. Finally an answer!!!
GutPunchLullabies, Jan 29 2009
  

       "if you can think of a better phrase for 'vibrating cock ring', tell us" [marked-for-tagline]
FlyingToaster, Jan 29 2009
  

       //beanangel, would be sterilized//   

       I'd rather he was pasteurized.
Spacecoyote, Jan 29 2009
  

       The correlation between a gamete's ability to resist spermicide and its content of 'good' genes (those that promote whatever traits you are looking for; happiness, kindliness, beauty (as if there's a gene for beauty - sheesh), blue-eyes, brown-eyes or albino) just isn't there - spermicide resistant gametes are just resistant to spermicide - end of story. Similarly, crap gametes with two heads, two tails, no tail, or overly sensitive to external conditions might still be jam-packed with quality genetic material, except (perhaps) the material for creating good gametes - and having great gametes is a trait that has absolutely zero effect on teenage happiness whatsoever.
zen_tom, Jan 29 2009
  
      
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