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Do you get fed up of the speaking clock, you dial the number, and it says "At the third stroke it will be Eleven, Fifteen and ten seconds beep beep beep"
So why not be able to press say "1" for a Drunken speaking clock, "2" for an abusive speaking clock etc.
The possibilities are endless.
(?) Speaking Watch
Simply call different country's speaking clocks [Dub, Jan 03 2007]
||Well, it kinda depends on which country your in.
||"Gimme another beer, wouldya? Heyyy no, whaddya mean I've had enough? 'M not pished... too early to be pishsed yet, it's... itsa only 6:47 p.m. now, hear that beep? So jusht pour the fackin' beer, aww come on... woah, uh, urgh, hold onna moment - you gorra bucket, mate? Shorry mate, sorry, 'schcuze me... wooooarghhh... aww I only just ate that pie an' now I've thrown it up already at 6:48 precschishely. Yech... gimme a beer to wash the taste out, wouldya?"
||Funny, yes. But I prefer my clock not to speak.
When I want to know the time, I'll look over at it.