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Rectal Lung Implants

Let the 3rd orifice be of better, and more amusing use
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Fart. The grand slapstick of all humors. So crude, but it doesn't have to be! Imagine implanting a pair of "lungs", or basically air sacs that can be expanded and contracted by squeezing certain muscles. For women, this would allow those less- endowed to be able to "puff up" as she tries to impress men who enjoy the larger buttocks. For men, it would allow them to.. hmmm. well they could float better in the water.

Although not currently possible, a set of implanted vocal chords could allow anybody to "speak out of their arse", literally. This could be the beginning of an entirely new trend. We may hear people ask others "do you talk butt?" or "don't you ever talk sac to me like that".

twitch, Sep 21 2017


       I thought this was going to be for more efficient anal breathing.
notexactly, Feb 04 2018

       // could allow anybody to "speak out of their arse", literally. //   

       Politicians aren't going to like the competition in their specialized area of competence (quite possibly their only area of competence).
8th of 7, Feb 04 2018


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