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Ever been strolling through the park, enviously watching dog owners play with their pets? Now you can own a dog for a day?
For a rental fee, after signing a waiver and passing a background check, you can have a large/ small, cute/ugly, longhair/short haired pup delivered to your door.
Perfect
for meeting ladies... Great for keeping you company on lonely days/nights. Or, see if your children really are responsible enough to own one.
Companion Dispenser
http://www.halfbake...mpanion_20dispenser
Same scheme. [Monkfish, Dec 11 2000]
Disposables
http://www.halfbake...a/Disposable_20Pets
Why rent when you can buy? [Monkfish, Dec 11 2000]
99 Lacto-ovo Dalmations
http://members.trip...oodDals/dal4you.htm
Another case for background checks or waiting periods [reensure, Dec 11 2000]
Bonsai Kitten
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/
Re: stunting their growth and all that. [ping, Dec 11 2000]
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give them shots to stunt their growth? |
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...donning bullet-proof vest... |
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Seriously good idea here, cf2. My boyfriend's daughter desperately wants a dog, and her poor mom is running out of reasons why they can't just go out and get one. (Her latest response, when asked to buy a certain breed of dog: "They're tricky.") |
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Your solution would make everybody happy ... especially the animal shelters, which regularly deal with the results of impulsive pet purchases. |
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