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Is there also available a large fish costume? |
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Yes, but that's in a different brochure. |
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We'll send it you a copy in a plain brown envelope. |
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I'll take the plain brown envelope costume. I could look out through the address window, and like-minded people could do ad-hoc calculations on my back. |
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Actually, what would be really useful is if someone would
bind envelope-backs into some sort of cover, as a notepad
for doing those important calculations. |
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I was thinking this morning about a small touch-screen device running a spreadsheet program, with suitably scribbly fonts, made to look as much as possible like the back of an envelope... or possibly a paper napkin. They'd probably still be too thick and rigid to work, though, even as good jokes. |
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+ is there one with a hood? |
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//Why would you get wavering agnostics knocking at your door?// |
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Because they find your doorbell scary? |
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But wouldn't this require the Great One to be dead? |
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// crumpled pack of 20 cigarettes is the chosen notary medium. // |
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Beermats. Peeled beermats. And paper napkins, but beermats are essential. |
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// my minions adorn the battlements with the heads of previous un-solicited callers // |
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"That's the way to do it ! |
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[pertinax] //people could do ad-hoc calculations on my
back//
Like the wife of John C. Stevens (1749-1838), who
immortalized herself with the line "Yes, Mr. Stevens, the
figure of a fool." <link> |
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Would that be the young, dynamic Hogan's Heroes Richard Dawson or the corny, aging Family Feud Richard Dawson? |
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Dawkins, not Dawson, [Grogster]. <link> |
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pay attention young [grogster]! |
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crickey his first name is clinton. |
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Double Helix DNA "Shroud" Tea Towel
For the downright cyclical. |
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Oh, goody! I had utterly failed to see the point... (there WAS a point, right?) |
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Yes, there is a point, but there's no God. |
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Which is the point. (Sort of). |
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Isn't there a risk that this idea will lead people to believe that Richard Dawkins was a real person? |
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//Yes, there is a point, but there's no God.// |
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Got yourself some proof of that there do you spanky? |
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// //iFags// You'd want to rebrand that... this side of the pond//
iPuffs ? |
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I love this idea! But maybe not an image on the shroud of an agnostic/sometime deist - (depending on which lecture you're reading) - but the REAL GOD <link> |
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It is an ear-peice and microphone I think. |
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