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Just like all the big World Fairs, this fair will have exotic
pavilions from each country represented. Decorated in
unique styles inside and out, these pavilions house many
kinds of phones. Each phone has a different ringtone so the
cacophony might become too much for some folks. But
up one and hear the message
There are hundreds of messages to enjoy,(as I am sure you
all have a favorite) but the best part is that after the
message, you may leave a retort. These will also be
recorded. All these recorded retorts will be available the
next day. Your ticket price includes the Retort Pavilion you
so may return to enjoy all the things that folks can say to
If you choose to press 9 to be connected to a live operator,
there is no telling what may happen.
||I have a phone here, could I not call in to save me travelling to the place where the pavilions are (wherever that is)?
||What? I cant believe you didnt know we were
using your house! The trucks with the props will
||I thought this was about a robot that tells everybody how the
world is fair.
||Well I have waited in all day and no props have arrived. Are you sure you gave the correct address? Its 90131p1 Plomcop House, Pomcolc Crescent (off Poplocm Road), Pocooccocoococc village, near Poloclo Town, Plcopol County, Republic of Polcmp. Make sure you spell each bit exactly right as it is easy to confuse with similarly spelt roads and towns in the area, resulting in the sender being billed for four-figure "address mispelled, return to sender" fees.
||sorry [poc] I was out of town and found out the fair
has been canceled. It was just a rant anyway.
||This sounds like a hell loop!