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Giving Stephen Hawking one last chance to return my phone calls...
I hit upon the idea of a robotic voice perv line, by dialing a premium rate line you can get a choice of Dalek, Cylon or K9 making intimate conversation....
Surely it's worth one quid a minute to hear a dalek saying "...exterminate
me with your sonic screwdriver..oh, that feels sooo good" and so on..
talk to your elf...
http://www.acapela-group.com/
[xandram, Apr 09 2014]
https://www.youtube...watch?v=Y4ZUCVfpg-c
it's a little bit baked on the most excellent Family Guy [xenzag, Apr 11 2014]
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Yes...yes...y--oh, bun! Bun, bun, BUUUUUUNNN! |
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Could go with a modern and a classic options. |
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The classic would be Robby of the Forbidden Planet going "will 50 gallons of strawberry flavoured lubricant be sufficient?" Gort, I'm afraid was a total washout, and only managed to incinerate the casting couch. |
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And the more modern would be Wall-e displaying a considerably wider vocal range... |
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As for Hawking, I'm still waiting for that call.. |
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what [FlyingToaster] said |
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K9, he always seemed to be hanging around Leela (no, the other one) with his wiggley stick thing. Bastard! |
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"...brain the size of a planet and they want me to make phone calls." |
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[8th], I think Rachael was more replicant than robot, but she could talk to me on the phone anytime. |
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Just as long as it's OK to keep sitting there
behind the Voight-Kampff, asking questions
and testing whether she's a replicant or a
lesbian ... |
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2 fries, tell me about your diodes. I like diodes... |
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Decided to include Metal Mickey, being the only entity not to get molested by J. Saville after the show. |
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He (it?) now says "J-Lo...bootie, bootie" |
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This is sick and perverse. + |
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Two of them. just as long as your real name isn't
Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings, hers being the worst
poetry in the universe. |
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//This is sick and perverse. |
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I'm giving it my best shot. |
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Considering a spin-off of LOTR characters...Gollum is just made for it..."ohhh my precious....." with deeply worrying background sounds... |
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"Oh, what a big staff you've got, Gandalf ..." |
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With a knob on the end and everything... |
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Maybe a mobile app, where you can to text-to-
speech, but the speech is this robot style of your
choice. |
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Then, you can talk to your S.O./etc with your own
custom conversation, about of course any perversion
you wish, & spice it up with this voice add on. |
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[+] Your unit is in good condition. |
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"Dangler Will Robinson! Dangler!" |
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Presumably to run on an Android Smutphone ? |
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Dunno, doing the LOTR characters ent my best idea... |
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Brings a whole new meaning to 'those self-satisfied
doors' from Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. |
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You've got to hand it to them ... |
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and of course, Arnie with "come with me..." |
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