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Roomba Razor Suit

Awaken, clean-shaven and moisturised and refreshed.
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A sleep suit, incorporating a Roomba-like vacuum cleaner and electric razor, that surreptitiously shaves you while you sleep.

Put it on and the flexible, palm-sized razor unit slowly moves around between the suit and your skin, removing hair and dead skin but leaving the fleshy part of you intact, gently applying a thin layer of skin moisturiser as it goes.

When it moves underneath your slumbering self it gently massages the muscles, leaving you relaxed and rested, to face the coming day.

Guaranteed not to snip off any bits to which you might bear a fond attachment.

UnaBubba, Apr 29 2012


       I'm actually quite fond of most of my body hair.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 30 2012

       It probably feels the same way about you.   

       I don't bother shaving the fur off myself. It keeps me warm in winter.   

       There are, however, a lot of people who go to a lot of trouble to remove as much of it from themselves as they can.
UnaBubba, Apr 30 2012

       That would be Pro-Crass-turbation, I presume?
UnaBubba, Apr 30 2012

       I was contemplating something like this for the close-cropped scalp. I have yet to think up a way to get the folliculoomba to adhere to a hairy skull without pulling the hair out by the roots.   

       Tie it to your ears? Then add a foil shaver head.
UnaBubba, May 03 2012


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