h a l f b a k e r yProfessional croissant on closed course. Do not attempt.
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Crank the voltage up and it works to help recovering alcoholics. |
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Normally if its a twist-open bottle cap, I like to act all manly, and use my forearm to twist it off. If its a pop-off type, then I use some hard-edge (countertop, work bench, motorcycle suspension parts) to smash it off with. |
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...or touch it to a can whilst someone drinks. |
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Who has to clean the carpets afterwards? |
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