Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Shroud of Turin Pop Tarts

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That's the idea.
tatterdemalion, May 08 2020

If he were in this pose it would be OK. https://dribbble.co.../3544286-Cool-Jesus
[doctorremulac3, May 08 2020]

The Shroud image https://news.artnet...n-exhibition-289810
Like this. Except you eat it. [tatterdemalion, May 09 2020]

Cheroot_20of_20Turin [xenzag, May 09 2020]

The Body of Chrisp https://sodabred.tu...ts-a-halfbaked-idea
[xenzag, May 09 2020]


       Another Xenzag inspired post?   

       As long as the image isn't looking dead, rather giving the "A- OK" sign in the link. [+]
doctorremulac3, May 08 2020

       // Another Xenzag inspired post?   

       No. Is there something similar I missed? This was partly inspired by a nicely done pizza crust last evening. Admittedly I'm on a Jesus kick lately, I'll have to work that out.   

       It's not like your link, though you're free to make yours however you want, of course. It's the shroud image. Crossed hands, corner folds and all. A quick press from a heated iron should do the trick.
tatterdemalion, May 09 2020


       Can there be a Blessed Virgin Mary version too ? Something to offend everyone ...
8th of 7, May 09 2020

       Yea, see? The shroud post isn't appetizing.   

       Post just seems like something Xenzag would come up with. Not a bad thing, I like some of her non-Trump posts.
doctorremulac3, May 09 2020

       Christ Almighty in strawberry? [+]
whatrock, May 09 2020

       In my first year at the halfbakery I posted the idea of converting the shroud into a large number of cheroots. [link] I recall it receiving quite a few comments but these have all disappeared.
xenzag, May 09 2020

       I'm quite unsure what the early church would have thought about the idea of inhaling Jesus. Makes me wonder what was really in that Old Testament incense as well...
RayfordSteele, May 09 2020

       [xenzag], shoulda went for the pastry.
tatterdemalion, May 09 2020

       I'm currently reading the book, "Mary Magdaline Revealed". She and Jesus both wrote testaments. Her's were hidden. His, as we all know, were not. She was not the "prostitute" that she was labeled to be, she was far more integral in Jesus' life than ever was discussed, and she was way more than just a friend to him.   

       So, tatter my friend, please could you make me an M.M. Pop-Tart. I would hold it gently and toast her ever so lightly.
blissmiss, May 09 2020

       //shoulda went for the pastry// I also created Chrisps, which were edible. [link]
xenzag, May 09 2020

       Obvs there's a market for transubstantial snack foods. Someone already did Jeez-Its and a cherry liquid filled white chocolate Jesus.   

       // the book, "Mary Magdaline Revealed" // toast her ever so lightly.   

       Toast to a lovely shade of Dan Brown perhaps. She suffered mostly from bad writers in the third season, especially Luke.
tatterdemalion, May 09 2020

       Could this be rebranded as "Shroud of Turin Pope Tarts" for catholics ?
8th of 7, May 09 2020

       //Mary Magdalene Revealed// Maybe the second coming might give her her due.
wjt, May 11 2020

       How come nobody ever mentions the Last Breakfast? You'd think it would have been the most important meal of that day.   


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