Skyscrapers that Panic at People

It is a commom criticism of skyscrapers and multistory buildings they they are an unnatural sight in the concrete jungle. They would look much more natural if they shrieked and swatted at passing humans whose views they block of the nature they love.

This sort of reaction is more necessary than ever due to some buildings getting hit by planes once before. If skyscrapers swatted and even fled, instead of standing frozen in fear, then there would be a lot less very dangerous flying people around probably, or something.