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The Bruce Willis Option

What's the most exciting way to [hippo]'s office?
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It's all well and good to just up and walk to the lift, traverse a few floors and then walk to, say, [hippo]'s desk. It is also very boring.

No more! UBCo Architectural Services have redesigned and refurbished a number of buildings so you can now move about them using The Bruce Willis Option: Now you can move from office to office through oversized air-conditioning vents, with your feet never touching the floor.


UnaBubba, Feb 14 2013

Lloyds of London http://images.finea...on-dawn-oconnor.jpg
[not_morrison_rm, Feb 14 2013]


       Can you fix the air-conditioning on your way up?
hippo, Feb 14 2013

       Ahhh, Lloyds of London..which is completely shite on the inside decor-wise.
not_morrison_rm, Feb 14 2013

       I think it's cruel that air vents are actually much smaller than the movies would have us believe.   

       Much more suited to the size of Tom Cruise, than real people.
UnaBubba, Feb 14 2013

       You mean they don't have monstrous kill-saw fan blades either? I thought that's what was driving the cost of HVAC...
RayfordSteele, Feb 15 2013

       [+] ah yes, I'd like to kick down the door to your office [UB]!!
xandram, Feb 15 2013

       Or the Sigourney Weaver option of dragging a greased up ET doll behind you on a tether.
rcarty, Feb 15 2013

       This made me laugh. +
blissmiss, Feb 16 2013

       [+] but   

       [marked-for-editing] or moving to internal category.
FlyingToaster, Feb 16 2013

       Yeah, get all your ducts in a row already...   

       drive an 18-wheeler out of a C-130 into the office, while all three explode in slow motion.
sninctown, Feb 19 2013

       While you hide in the air ducts... of course.
UnaBubba, Feb 19 2013

       The fastest way to [hippo]'s office is through the park.
theleopard, Feb 19 2013

       I *thought* that was a leopard, hiding in the bushes.
hippo, Feb 19 2013


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