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Smart Breast

 Adjustable Breast Forms
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New wunder smart bra. Has An adjustable breast form ie inflatable cushions to appear more natural with smart nipples that grow from cold or with push of a button.
—JMGap, Sep 23 2002

(?) Aussie Scientists develop smart bra! http://www.orange-t...?menu=news.quirkies
Baked! [FloridaManatee, Oct 04 2004]

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       I wunder how it wurks?
—Mr Burns, Sep 23 2002
   

       Brainy types are turn-ons.
—reensure, Sep 23 2002
   

       Hey man, what are you trying to do? It's hard enough to find a girl with a natural and spectacular rack!
—allyourbase, Sep 23 2002
   

       What does the 'smartarse' get apart from abuse ?
—skinflaps, Sep 24 2002
   

       A smug sense of superiority?
—[ sctld ], Sep 24 2002
   

       If breasts were behinds and behinds were breasts, who would be the wiser?
—FarmerJohn, Sep 24 2002
   

       Pretty lampshades don't compensate for dim bulbs.   

       Dancing cheek to cheek is a poor substitute for posture and grace -- a woman carried properly leaves her head held high -- her best asset unengaged.
—reensure, Sep 24 2002
   

       I think she lost the plot at:   

       "my boyfriend pisses like a fountain"
—[ sctld ], Sep 24 2002
   

       Is that a clever dick?
—skinflaps, Sep 24 2002
   

       smarty pants aswell...i think i've had enough.
—iain, Sep 25 2002
   

       I'm a bit bemused by the statement that "inflateable cushions...appear more natural". To other inflateable cushions perhaps?

Mephista, it may not be in currency where you live but over here when someone makes a tit of themselves it isn't because they're clever.
—DrBob, Sep 25 2002
   

       bliss: Isn't that *everybodys* favourite 'shakira-ism'
—Jinbish, Sep 25 2002
   

       "A woman of means in rags, and begging for pleasure, Cross the river of salt, Just after I rode a ship that, sunk in the desert"
—[ sctld ], Sep 25 2002
   

       "dina bröst är som svalor som häckar" (your breasts are like nesting swallows) from the Swedish entry to the European Song Contest almost 30 years ago.   

       "How beautiful you are, my darling! Oh, how beautiful! Your eyes behind your veil are doves. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead." - Song of Solomon 4:1
—FarmerJohn, Sep 25 2002
   

       That Solomon was always one for the ladies.   

       I've made my return! (Oh, and a bone for this. How many different ways can people say "Ta-ta balloons am FUNNY"?)
—watermelancholy, Sep 26 2002
   

       Missing blissmiss is swissing this.
—FarmerJohn, Feb 12 2003
   
      
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