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Mass market hand-held communications technology such as
cellphones under the trademark Smart pIrson brand. The
Smart pIrson user agreement ensures full disclosure of all
your personal information to relevant State agencies by
stipulating it will obey all information laws. The
imprisoned person becomes so totally
institutionalized that he or she identifies with the brand
name whose slogan is "social isolation is a punishment,
connectivity is loyalty".
||Sent from my smart plrson
||I think playing the rational skeptic card would be better
marketing than the loyalty card. The marketing could
contrast the lives of two characters, one, a concerned
privacy activist, the other, a laid back, smart cool guy who
doesn't sweat such silly matters.
||Just paint people who want privacy to be backwards
Luddites. Although I'm not sure how that turns into a
||We are: "You will be Assimilated. Resistance is Futile".