In the far future of December 2015, all kinds of
people yelling and preparing to create havoc on the
background of noisy music are thwarted by Smartman,
Silent - his personal aid, and his team of smart people
think things over.
When the giant loud and smelly monster attacks,
Smartman (played by a lookalike to the late Peter Falk)
gets together with Tinywoman, Cutekid and
(Archie Panjabi, this time dressed modestly) who work
their way into becoming
enough to become undetected by the monster, and do
something to its food so that it changes and becomes
They then look up a solution on halfbakery - a fictitious
"physapplication" (the technology of the far future) to
the world from the hands of Obia Slamoff the fictitious
leader of a fictitious religion with millions of followers
who believe that noise and violence make the world
interesting. The smart team almost succeed when they
their idea had been tried 100 years earlier and cannot
succeed due to a inherent flaw. (as pointed out on the
Throughout the movie, Smartman, who's real name is
Smaertt, but known by his nickname Smart-Alex, is
presented with evidence that the events they were shown
were actually false flags done by a secret conspiracy
together with the establishment. Smartman and his team
try to discern what the truth is.
The movie ends with the team in despair, calling the
audience of the movie directly, and requesting their help
for funding the sequel.
During the credits it is revealed that the fundraising is
actually meant to save the real world, and not just for
another movie production.
A side issue in the movie is the portrayal of Oldlady, a 98
year old woman author of popular books, who believes
her "aquatic ape" theory can assist with Smartman's
mission, but turns out to be a distraction. Critics claim
this theme hindered the plot flow, but in later years both
Oldlady and her theory become pop culture and scenes
portraying her, reach cult-movie status.