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This invention would be for those who want to make a splash at a nude beach, risque party or similar environment. Tight, flesh colored lycra shorts are endowed with soft sculpture genitals decorating the front. I envision something akin to a pornographic beanie baby. These would be double or triple
life-sized of course. It might even be possible to firmly attach the sculpture with velcro, allowing the wearer to change genders, circumcision status etc as his or her mood suited. Worn under a skirt and flashed during Mardi Gras, these shorts are sure to garner many beads for the wearer.
Additional endowments could include a built-in music box along the lines of those crib toys that play a tune when tugged, or possibly an arrangement akin to the popular "squirting flower in the lapel" trick.
A fine set.
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[Amos Kito, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 06 2004]
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Another BUNGCO Exclusive. Does BUNGCO have a logo? |
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ROFL - could lead to some interesting encounters with the judiciary. |
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So are you going to model a pair? |
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//I envision something akin to a pornographic beanie baby.// |
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I want to know where you saw one of these in the first place? and whatever the heck it is. |
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<whispers> gotta be careful what I put into gloogle <w> |
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I ilke this - a bungston gem, worth
reviving + |
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