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Shapely Pants

You know... for visual impact
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This idea is probably not for you, if you're already a little overendowed in the gluteal regions.

However, for those of you worried about your posterior presentation, Shapely Pants may be the product for you.

Shapely Pants is a flame-proof, puncture-proof, future- proof addition to your personal grooming repertoire.

It is made by taking a mould of your existing butt shape and creating a pad that fits perfectly to your existing shape, yet fills out your jeans, trousers or skirt with a butt shaped like your favourite movie or sports star's booty, giving you a perky, pleasing profile at all times.

It's held to your body with a simple stocking sleeve and is fully washable, for hygiene purposes.

Schwarzenegger, Jean-Claude van Damme, J-lo, Beyonce... take your pick.

It's a whole lot cheaper than buttock implants.

UnaBubba, May 29 2012

Mr. and Mrs. Brian Norris' Ford Popular http://en.wikipedia...ris.27_Ford_Popular
Between "Life of Tschaikowsky" & "The Fish-Slapping Dance" [8th of 7, May 29 2012]

Best strapline ever... http://www.lovemybu...lifting-boxer.shtml
[Phrontistery, May 29 2012]

http://www.feelfoxy.com [hippo, May 29 2012]

http://www.lovemybubbles.com/shopBB.shtml [hippo, May 29 2012]


       I'm pretty sure this product is already available in Japan or China, where young women buy underwear with strategically-placed padding to give the contours of a more rounded 'Western' posterior.
hippo, May 29 2012

       And apologies, [UB] - I felt a bit mean saying "I'm pretty sure this product is already available" without providing proof, but I didn't want to Google "Asian women round bottom knickers" at work.
hippo, May 29 2012

       Why not, [hippo]? News of the World is no longer scanning email accounts, is it?
UnaBubba, May 29 2012

       "Trim-jeans" ?   

8th of 7, May 29 2012

       I can see it now... confidence enhanced by her new perky pleasing profile, Juliet ensnares Romeo for a night of passion. All goes according to plan until Juliet's fabric friends hit the floor, gravity returns and Romeo vaults screaming over the balcony.
Phrontistery, May 29 2012

       Surely you don't think he really killed himself deliberately, first time around, do you?
UnaBubba, May 30 2012


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