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Spam is a well known tinned meat product in the UK. It was the
focus of much fun in the Monty Python series. Clearly in great
of a makeover, it now comes in a new design, and has been
rebranded as Spalm. The tin is of course hand shaped, and instead
a solid block of meat, now contains
a series of palm slices,
individually separated from each other by thin grease proof
Being mechanically processed meat, means that extra details like
fingernails and lines can be printed unto the surface of the slices.
Sandwiches with protruding fingers can now be made, especially
suitable for Halloween consumption. As an alternative, Veggie
looks exactly the same, but contains no meat products, and is
for vegetarians like me.
Also available as "up yours" gesture and "clenched fist" (for round baps)
||Marketing tagline: Every bite is like sticking a finger into
the back of your throat.