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Speed Decoy II
A company that will keep you from getting a speeding ticket
Need to get there fast? Is your helicopter on the fritz or
do you just feel like flaunting your wealth and the law?
keep speeding tickets off your record? Voice LLC is here
Give us a call and we'll send not one, not two, but TEN
professional drivers and cars to your location.
destination at whatever speed you like and we'll keep up.
VERY unlikely, statistically, that you'll be the one in the
of cars to get pulled over for speeding.
[DIYMatt, Jul 27 2013]
||Couldn't you pay just one driver to block for you? I saw it in a movie once.
||Erm, how about a drone that flies in front of the car, then you can argue it measured the speed of the drone and not your mobility cart?
||Ahem, works in a different way. Yours finds the radar trap, then alerts the vehicle, mine works by providing two radar targets hence wiggle room in court.
||Same as  - I was travelling on a somewhat rural road going downhill and about 10 cars were ahead of me going well over the speed limit. When we got to the bottom, (in a church parking lot mind you) the cops were flagging over everyone!! I said I was just going with the flow of traffic. I still went to traffic court and the cop didn't show up, making it an automatic win for me. I still had to take a day off from work.