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Squirt Shoes
Wet & wild, water moccasins for kids of all genders | |
For more fun in the sun, as you hop and run, order today a pair of water pistol sandals from the soak folks at Qid Qo. With each step or jump on the accordion soles, you can dual-douse your buddy or eject the neighbor cat from your sandbox. Also recommended when mopping floors and watering flowers.
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strap-on pedi-pistols each feature a quart tank, easily filled from puddles, wading pools and birdbaths, and a directional nozzle that can be turned from off to a wide-angle, drenching spray or a 20 foot, put-your-face-out, super squirt. This product is not suitable when driving or pedaling, on a trampoline or together with socks.
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http://www.geocitie...ie/squirtshoes.html [FarmerJohn, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Similar idea
http://www.halfbake...dea/Pump_20boots_2e [Trodden, Oct 05 2004, last modified Oct 17 2004]
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Seems very useful, as long as the person you want to squirt is really close by and willing to wait while you strap on your shoes. |
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If it catches on, at least there will be lots of kids with enormous leg muscles from walking around with two gallons of water attached to their feet. |
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OK, we'll make it a quart each. |
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Still going to get a lot of huge-calfed, mutant kids. Which I think is a good thing. Change it back. |
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Gotta be a way to combine it with square dancing. |
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// water moccasins for kids // |
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A water moccasin is a deadly poisonous snake.. |
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A new toy always gets a plus from
me. + |
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