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does it count the horses? oh, I see, works when the stable is empty. can't think why this has not been done before. |
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Makes me think of a complementary idea: |
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Closing Door Repeller
So it doesn't hit you on the way out... |
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//What if this was prone to explode now and then?// |
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As long as it's only the bloody doors that are blown off then we're ok (I'm not sure where the blood comes from). |
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This idea would have been very useful, if only we could have implimented it earlier. |
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// if only we could have implimented it earlier. // |
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That's because suitable backward-looking PIR
detectors, designed for "hindsight", have only
recently become available. |
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I thought this was a device to prevent the "closing of
the door to the stable after the horse had gone"
experience. As in, to keep the stable door closed to
prevent the horse from escaping. I really need one
of those |
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// prevent the horse from escaping // |
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Easy. Shoot the horse. Job done. |
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Yes, and also a portable horse's head with a small loudspeaker in the mouth which you can direct important announcements through, in order to lend your utterings a spurious gloss of trustworthiness. |
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Just clip a garage-door opener to your horse's mane. |
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