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Replace "light" with "sausages" and this may work...
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Take a fortune cookie, and remove the fortune. Now take minature silly snakes and shove them in the cookie. Hilarity ensues when the unsuspecting victim breaks open the shell expecting a Chinese maxim.
For a more sadistic version, take some 20M HCl and an anti-theft dye tag.
by homunculus. [st3f, Oct 04 2004]