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Bag of 100 (the maximum prescribed by law) identical molded plastic Vatican Guardsmen in full 16th century regalia. Detachable ceremonial breastplates and automatic weapons included. Pope sold separately.
Yours for $250...
...but it's 17" tall. [angel, Jul 17 2001]
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||Oh, I thought this was going to be a stand-in for when you can't find your Swiss Army Dildo.
||This would be a great idea if each of the doll's parts had numerous Swiss Army-type options. i.e. a black, white, hispanic, asian, etc. face; buff, wimpy, long, short, etc. arms; limp, hard, long, short, etc. dink. You get the idea.
||Schweitzers, alas, aren't that multi-ethnic.
||Do they come with a dozen fold-out arms with all manners of halberds, swords and Bohemian Earspoons?