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Rock 'em Sock 'em CEO's

Stress relief for shareholders
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New line of Rock 'em Sock 'em toys: Scandalous CEO's

They're all here, including: Rigas, Bererdino, Charles Wang, Ken Lay, Conaway (not just a clever name?), Kozlowski, Ebbers, and everyone's favorite, Martha Stewart.

Might not help you recover from your financial losses, but sure makes you feel better watching their heads pop free.

Profits from the sale of the Rock 'em Sock 'em CEO's, along with seized property auction revenue and frozen assets can be used to reimburse honest shareholders.

Mr Burns, Jul 17 2002

Rockem Sockem Potato Head http://www.halfbake...em_20Potato_20Heads
Combine these and just think of the fun... [barnzenen, Jul 17 2002]


       Tried ever so hard to make this NOT sound like a rant..
Mr Burns, Jul 17 2002

       Can't make everyone happy..   

       What to do, what to do. I just want a Martha Stewart vs. Chuck Wang battle!
Mr Burns, Jul 17 2002

       Combine this with the Rockem sockem Potato Head Idea, just watch Martha's head pop off when Chuck hits her...
barnzenen, Jul 17 2002

       Replace eyes with black eyes.. Add on scars.. excellent! (And, I just wanted to say "Chuck Wang")
Mr Burns, Jul 17 2002


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