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Psycho cat

The spirit of pure evil
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A figurine of Norman Bates from the movie "Psycho", built around a "waving cat" mechanism and holding an exceedingly sharp real knife, with which it constantly makes vicious overarm stabbing motions.

Intended to demonstrate the real intentions of cats toward all other life forms.

8th of 7, Jan 01 2021

Metronomerama Metronomerama
Idea inspired by [Voice]'s annotation. [8th of 7, Jan 01 2021]

Homicidal Kitty https://www.shutter...t-vector-1567502068
[whatrock, Jan 02 2021]

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       Okay but how does it resemble a cat?
Voice, Jan 01 2021
  

       It has nothing but evil intent toward all other living things.
8th of 7, Jan 01 2021
  

       I like this a lot.[++] It could be a simple modification to one of those Japanese cat figurines that continuously wags its front paw backwards and forwards in an arc.
xenzag, Jan 01 2021
  

       The DeLuxe version plays the "Psycho" discordant violin noises when approached, triggered by a PIR sensor.
8th of 7, Jan 01 2021
  

       I have a great fewine fwend in Wome, called Pwsycho! {Thwo him to the flwaw... vewy wuffly!}!
Dub, Jan 01 2021
  

       One variant of the figurine will be dressed in a removable cat costume with a "tiger-striped" pattern, and have the tagline "Stabby Cat" ....
8th of 7, Jan 01 2021
  

       Cruel, evil, and cheesy. No.
blissmiss, Jan 02 2021
  

       // Cruel, evil, and cheesy. //   

       And the problem is ... ?   

       This is a BorgCo product, after all.
8th of 7, Jan 02 2021
  

       she's called sycho.
po, Jan 02 2021
  

       Will there be an "American" variant featuring Christian Bale in a raincoat? Ideally some cat-like features would remain.
sninctown, Jan 02 2021
  

       // some cat-like features //   

       An infestation of fleas, a compulsion to murder songbirds, and a tendency to defecate in other people's flower beds ?
8th of 7, Jan 02 2021
  

       // It has nothing but evil intent toward all other living things //   

       Kitty loves you. Kitty wants to strop your pant legs thus leaving fur, walk about your countertops thus leaving more fur and tiny footprints, playfully shred soft goods that were seen, in its predatory mind, as evil and naughty and race about the house at warp speed at all hours of the night thus maintaining prime muscle tone and mental acuity. Clearly you don't understand and appreciate kitty properly.
whatrock, Jan 03 2021
  

       This seems like a tautology...
RayfordSteele, Jan 03 2021
  

       [-] There was a niche and the cat filled the spacetime. All behaviours in the continuum, just none holistically over powering the others.   

       Pure evil, in the scope of the universe, really?
wjt, Jan 04 2021
  

       [po], yeth, thrts whart I swaid, Pwsycho!
Dub, Jan 18 2021
  

       <Tweetie-pie>   

       "I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat !"   

       </Tweetie-pie>
8th of 7, Jan 18 2021
  

       ... and it's about a cat. If any further proof of the "pure evil" allegation were needed, there it is.
8th of 7, Jan 18 2021
  

       You keep saying "pure evil" and I find it credible.
Then you keep pointing at the cat. No, dearest BEM, you're trying to deflect. Stand up and take it like a sapient.
lurch, Jan 18 2021
  

       // I find it credible. //   

       Ah good, the "FOX News Intensifier Ray" is working well... you don't really need that tinfoil hat, do you ?   

       // Then you keep pointing at the cat. //   

       Technically it's a laser target designator, but yes.   

       // No, dearest BEM, you're trying to deflect. //   

       ... and succeeding; after all, we are well known for having highly sophisticated adaptive deflector shields.   

       // Stand up and take it like a sapient. //   

       Preferable to bending over, we suppose ...
8th of 7, Jan 18 2021
  
      
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