Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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Tassle pants

Keep you cool
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tassle pants will be your average underwear, with tassles coming down from them.
ausoi, Aug 25 2001


       <sit and stare></sit and stare>
thumbwax, Aug 25 2001

       Whew. Scary to see a chenius at work.
Dog Ed, Aug 25 2001

       But are they pants or underwear? And how do they keep you *cool*? Or do you mean *cool* as acceptable and approved by the *in* crowd?
Susen, Aug 25 2001

       "If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit"
thumbwax, Aug 25 2001

       // tassle pants will be your average underwear, with tassles coming down from them.//
That is without doubt the most bizarre command I have ever heard.
The Military, Aug 26 2001

       Zippers? Surely these'd be worn under trousers that you rip off thanks to velcro seams?
-alx, Aug 26 2001

       Sorry but I believe its probably slightly more than half baked, at least for men, I've seen quite a few male strippers (inward shudder) with a strategically placed line of tassels on their "work apparel".
PollyNo9, Jun 02 2003

       I always wanted to ask and never did, do these tassels come with a mechanism to swivel them either alternately or randomly or in a mexican wave?
po, Jun 02 2003

       No [po], that's what gyrating Elvis-type hips are for.
Cedar Park, Jun 02 2003

       i'm picturing very long strings with pompoms on the ends hanging densely down from the underwear to create the illusion of pants...
igirl, Jun 02 2003

       If you can hang it from a rearview mirror, then why not your undies? Fuzzy dice, baby shoes, beads, and those little scented trees....for those not so fresh days. Is that "New Car" scent your wearing?
aundrea22, Jun 14 2003


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