Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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The Custodian

He mops up the ring with his opponents!
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While dropping off to sleep last night, had this idea for a pro wrestler's "gimmick" - THE CUSTODIAN. He comes to the ring pushing one of those oversized trash barrels, with an assortment of brooms, mops, etc., all of which he uses as weapons. (Of course, he dusts the turnbuckles before starting the match.) His coveralls have many pockets, which enable him to smuggle other "foreign objects" into the ring. His secret weapon? A pocket full of "sweeping compound," of course! When he defeats his opponent, he puts a "CAUTION WET FLOOR" sign over the prone body, before dumping the carcass into his barrel and wheeling him back to the dressing room...
smendler, Nov 12 2012

Hong Kong Phooey http://en.wikipedia...ki/Hong_Kong_Phooey
"the secret alter ego of Penrod "Penry" Pooch"mild-mannered" police station janitor." [8th of 7, Nov 12 2012]


blissmiss, Nov 12 2012

       Hong Kong Phooey?   

8th of 7, Nov 12 2012

       Sorta like Bernard in Megamind.
DrCurry, Nov 12 2012

       Perhaps the character could be an exponent of an obscure martial art like Ecky-thump or Llap-goch … or even Fa Kyu …
8th of 7, Nov 12 2012

       I'm bunning this but only because I imagine it in the "superheroes" category.
FlyingToaster, Nov 12 2012

       Apparently, Hacksaw Jim Duggan once "worked" as a janitor in a storyline for the old WCW...
smendler, Nov 15 2012

       Somewhat baked by Kenny "The Cleaner" Omega.
smendler, Jun 29 2020

       "Now, are ya gonna go quietly or do I have to wipe tha floor wichyou?"
RayfordSteele, Jun 29 2020

       I like this on multiple levels.
Voice, Jun 29 2020

       Then mind you don't slip on the stairs.
pertinax, Jun 29 2020


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