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The P.A.M.Shoppe

Personalized Anger Management Products
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Oftentimes, people have a difficult time handling their anger. At the P.A.M.Shoppe you will find that we combine modern photo technology with old fashion stress relief. You send us a picture that you would like to use, and we will put it on our special products. These are all custom orders, but you may find an idea that you would like to use.

In the home goods department, we have made “My Ex’s Face” Doormat. This provides years of useful therapy and is reversible in the event you tire of looking at it. We also have “My Ex’s Face” Fire Starter Log which provides instant relief.

For the sportsman we made “The Boss that Fired Me” clay pigeons and archery target.

There have been quite a few orders for “The Cop that Busted Me” Dartboard and “My Pet from Hell” Football.

As you can see, this is not just an ordinary personalization shoppe, we want you to overcome all the pent up anger that you might be harboring and looking for a release. These products are safe when used properly and you will notice that your anger will eventually leave you. (You may need to re-order the product again, so we keep everything on file for you.)

xandram, Jan 02 2006

Anything out of Rice Krispies? Rice-Krispie_20Treat_20Effigies
shameless elf promotion. [RayfordSteele, Jan 03 2006]

Customized Anger Management Pillowcase http://www.soundfee...er/anger_pillow.htm
$22.95, 100% polyester [jutta, Jan 04 2007]


       Mmm. Soft, forgiving, punishable likenesses of things that enrage you .. just for you.   

       I like it.
reensure, Jan 02 2006

       please ship immediately three dozen rolls of 'cheating ex-wife' toilet paper.
rainbow, Jan 02 2006

       Frequented by everyone named Pam.
RayfordSteele, Jan 03 2006

       The Spam P.A.M. : A hated image printed in food dyes on a block of jiggly meat.
MrDaliLlama, Jan 03 2006

       My dreaded ex is named Pam - I flinch every time I see this idea.
normzone, Jan 03 2006

       I'm so sorry [norm], would you like a P.A.M. punching bag?
xandram, Jan 03 2006

       Thanks, but I'm past that point. I do occasionally have nightmares where she's being suspiciously nice to me, and I can't quite figure out why I'm so uncomfortable.
normzone, Jan 03 2006

       What's with the medieval spelling of shop?
Minimal, Jan 04 2006

       Wherefore asketh you [Minimal]? Be you from the future and thus knoweth not the spellinge of shoppe?
wagster, Jan 04 2006

       Here in quaint New England-"Ye Olde Shoppe" is used quite often.
xandram, Jan 04 2006

       Ye be hence, and took leave o your senses, eh?
reensure, Jan 04 2006

       In the last death throes of our marriage, my ex accused me over several weeks of being unfaithful with an un-named woman, my ex-mistress, a mutual friend, my ex-wife, a mythical "old woman", a neighbour, and two women from where she worked, one of whom I had never even met. At one point I considered having "I slept with *****'s husband" T's printed for free distribution in the village street. This shoppe would have been ideal for that.
egbert, Mar 02 2006

       //Wherefore asketh you... //   

       <pedant> Wherefore askest thou... </pedant>
pertinax, Jan 04 2007


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