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Toilet Bowl Bidet Non-Stick Spritzer

Spritzes Toilet Bowl With Non-Stick Spray Before You Sit Down
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While a regular bidet takes aim at your nether region, we can have a bidet that spritzes the toilet bowl before you sit down. Activated by photocell switch, this bowl bidet will spritz an hygienic non-stick spray onto the surface of the toilet bowl itself to ensure that whatever comes out of you doesn't stick to the bowl. This will alleviate the need to use the toilet bowl brush after every flush.
sanman, Oct 20 2024

only vaguely related ... _22ScrubBot_20can_20handle_20it_22
[normzone, Oct 23 2024]

A clean experienced by so few Soap_20Soap
Yet another "product' [minoradjustments, Oct 23 2024]


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       The feeling of sitting on a wet toilet bowl seat is.. uh... not ideal.
RayfordSteele, Oct 21 2024
  

       Rayford, it sprays the bowl, not the seat.
5th Earth, Oct 21 2024
  

       It's like when the room staff folds the end of the toilet paper after mucking out the bathroom. It doesn't do anything but builds confidence.   

       The bowl is about as clean as it could get just by flushing, and the addition of some pressure or sanitizing detergent in the tank could ensure complete (almost) hygiene without adding complexity.   

       The spritz when you raise the lid is a nice visual confidence-builder, though. [+]
minoradjustments, Oct 22 2024
  

       @minoradjustments: since you put it that way, this kind of device/setup could first be introduced in hospitals, corporate washrooms, or hotel washrooms, to ensure that patrons don't encounter any mess left by a previous visitor.
sanman, Oct 22 2024
  

       //Toilet Bowl Bidet Non-Stick Spritzer// ? At least it's not a job title.
pertinax, Oct 23 2024
  

       Or a cocktail.
doctorremulac3, Oct 23 2024
  

       Or a personal name. "Hi, I'm Toilet Bowl Bidet Non-Stick Spritzer, but my friends call me Terry. Pleased to meet you."
pocmloc, Oct 23 2024
  

       Some toilets have a pair of buttons rather than a flush handle, giving you the option of small or large flush (corresponding to the size of your deposit). How about a toilet with a third button for "pre-flush" that wets the bowl with the same intent as this TBBNSS? The TBBNSS is the preferable option, however, for anyone who doesn't want to replace their whole toilet with a (soon to be patented) pre-flush model.
swimswim, Oct 23 2024
  

       The perfect start to a session with the Bidet Non-Stick Spritzer is a pre-wash of your soap with Soap Soap. After fully experiencing the graceful slide of their deposit, the discerning hygiene fetishist will also close out his/her/their session with another wash of the soap and a final satisfying hand-wash.   

       A final check of the bowl for safety's sake and you're good to go.
minoradjustments, Oct 23 2024
  

       [minor] you sound like the perfect customer for our in-bowl CCTV recording ststem
pocmloc, Oct 24 2024
  

       When I was making a mosaic a few years ago, advice I found was to spray it afterwards with 'grout seal'. This makes the water bead up and run off the grout.
I bet if you emptied the bowl, made sure it was dry, then gave it a good spray of that it would make it non-stick for a good long while.
Loris, Oct 24 2024
  

       Ooh, a superhydrophobic coating could be interesting. Hey Japan! We have something...
RayfordSteele, Oct 24 2024
  


 

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