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Topol Gun

Happy Hannukah, [pash] !
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A shamelessly plagiaristic comedy musical, in appallingly bad taste, using the score from Fiddler on the Roof, and set in the Israeli Air Force Fighter Weapons Training School

It covers the adventures of a young, brash, arrogant but brilliantly skilful pilot as he progresses towards getting his wings.

Features such numbers as "If I Had A Wingman", "Take My Broth Away", "Highway To The Kosher Zone", "Antonovka", and the like ...

8th of 7, Dec 23 2017

Fiddler on the Roof http://www.imdb.com.../?ref_=ttsnd_snd_tt
Musical [8th of 7, Dec 23 2017]

Top Gun http://www.imdb.com.../?ref_=ttsnd_snd_tt
Jet engines ... [8th of 7, Dec 23 2017]


       "Bandits schmandits!"
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 23 2017

       So. Not about a gun big enough to allow Topol to be chambered and accelerated.   

       (Note for anyone else, such a gun could give new meaning to the phrase "You're fired!"
Vernon, Dec 23 2017

       No, that would be Fiddler Over The Roof ...
8th of 7, Dec 23 2017

       I know you're kidding but I guarantee if you approached any producer in Hollywood (that's left after the current purge that is) they'd kick you out of their office but only after hearing your full presentation.   

       You could then enjoy a knockoff of your idea hitting the theaters in about 12 to 16 months, your name being nowhere in the credits.
doctorremulac3, Dec 23 2017

       // your name being nowhere in the credits //   

       We would sincerely hope so ... we'd make the pitch anonymously, if possible.
8th of 7, Dec 23 2017

       That's just pure evil, [IT].   

       Respect ...
8th of 7, Dec 23 2017

       Coming soon: "Full metal jacket, but with those lapels? Oy!"; "The Guns of Nat Cohen" and of course, the unforgettable "Torah, Torah, Torah!"
MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 23 2017

       // the unforgettable "Torah, Torah, Torah!" //   

       ... and from the same WW2 genre, "Hebrews One-Five" ...   

       <wonders just how upset and angry [pashute] is going to be by the end of all this>
8th of 7, Dec 23 2017

       Well done, [IT]. Now, if you can understand 20% of this idea, with practice you may be able to understand more than 1.3% of the world around you.   

       Eventually. After many years, of course.
8th of 7, Dec 24 2017

       Of course the study of Topol is Topology. It's the way I tell them..
not_morrison_rm, Dec 24 2017

       What, you mean badly, lacking any attempt at humour, humiliating for you, and deeply embarrassing for your audience ?
8th of 7, Dec 24 2017

       "Call the matso ball Mav!"   


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