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Troll Cheese Club

Club to collect donations and send cheese to trolls.
 
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Have you been the victim of online harassment? Are people telling you to kill yourself or calling you fat over the internet?

Don't get mad, give them cheese. Lot's of cheese.

You may be thinking, how will sending a gift of cheese affect trolls or stop online harassment? Thousands of packages and envelopes of all shapes and sizes, from different senders all filled with rotting cheese for years to come.

The cheese would be edible, but of the most rancid variety. The true mental anguish would be from the amount of different packages it would come in. All the cheese laden packages would be disguised like repackaged amazon boxes, bills or letters from family and friends.

Like the superfriends, the cheese club would deliver cheese and justice to all the evildoers and victims respectively. Anonymous benefactors would garner the funds for cheese by crowdfunding and donations so anyone could contribute to someone's troll with a package of fresh disgusting cheese.

Duck Lagrange, Nov 18 2015

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       1. Doxxing   

       2. How do you milk a troll, anyway?
pertinax, Nov 18 2015
  

       Or you could look for backwards secret messages in their post to see if they are trying to be satanic or what ever? Or find some strange code that says crazy things like eat your broccoli and point it out to everyone.
travbm, Nov 18 2015
  

       I'm quite fond of Ardrahan, if anyone's interested. Contact details on my profile page.
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 18 2015
  

       I think the hard core mean trolls would get more trouble than cheese if it was easy to determine where they sleep at night.
bungston, Nov 18 2015
  

       I refer readers to my previous annotation.
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 18 2015
  

       I hope you pronounce it properly.
pocmloc, Nov 18 2015
  

       [Duck] What happened to your annotation denouncing max? It disappeared...
evilpenguin, Nov 18 2015
  

       [pert] You milk their tears as they receive a tiny amount of cheese every day for the rest of their life.   

       [Bungston] I agree, but rather than set up some sort of revenge fantasy club cheese club would be in slightly better taste.   

       [Maxwell] I'm afraid I couldn't afford the shipping costs, perhaps a donation will have to be taken.   

       [evilp] I rephrased.
Duck Lagrange, Nov 18 2015
  

       I'm still trying to work out the meaning of the phrase 'fresh disgusting cheese.'
RayfordSteele, Nov 18 2015
  

       //The cheese would be edible, but of the most rancid variety.//   

       I have yet to meet a cheese I didn't like.   

       //rotting cheese// //edible//   

       Something doesn't smell right here...
Voice, Nov 18 2015
  

       Toe cheese?
RayfordSteele, Nov 19 2015
  

       Cheddar is better but this sounds more like a fondue club.
travbm, Nov 21 2015
  
      
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