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Trump focuses on the extra terrestrial
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Convince Donald Trump to resign as president, the night before the electoral college vote, by telling him that you are the antichrist and proving it by showing him your flapping tetrahedron drone and telling him that this is the rapture and he can blow the trumpet and even change his name to Trump-ET, if he resigns, and takes charge of NASA as a private entity, and leads the search for the extra terrestrial, by turning it into a media circus complete with jealousy and back biting and all of the great capitalist values that make our economy run.

This would be the Donald's chance to get out of all of that lousy homework of actually being president, and to grasp the prize of being the shofar blower at the rapture. It is an offer he could not refuse, as a business man.

And Hillary Clinton will be president.

JesusHChrist, Nov 28 2016

Rapture ? http://www.chabad.o...e-Shofar-Blower.htm
Has Don T. ever played a horn or other musical instrument ? [popbottle, Nov 28 2016]

cretinism https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretinism
After learning the origin of the term I resolved to stop using it as an insult. [Voice, Nov 28 2016]


       /The shofar blower / ?
popbottle, Nov 28 2016

       Any proposal, no matter how unlikely, to rid our lives of the revolting cretin known as Donald Trump, gets my vote. As ex president elect, he could be found suitable work preening through garbage on a municipal dump somewhere, an activity for which he is well qualified, requiring as it does no reading skills.
xenzag, Nov 28 2016

       This makes almost as much sense as the news cycle.
RayfordSteele, Nov 28 2016

       Any day now all of you guys will stop masturbating and perhaps get back to work. God only knows what would happen to GDP then
theircompetitor, Nov 28 2016

       // extra terrestrial   

       How would anyone know if they were the extra terrestrial? 'spose it kind of handy to have a spare.
not_morrison_rm, Nov 28 2016

       I think I'm only normally terrestrial. What are the symptoms of hyperterrestrialism?
Voice, Nov 28 2016

       "Cognitive impairment may also range from mild to so severe that the person is nonverbal and dependent on others for basic care. Thought and reflexes are slower. Other signs may include thickened skin, enlarged tongue, or a protruding abdomen" I rest my case.
xenzag, Nov 28 2016


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