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I like showers but find the drying off bit rather tedious -
especially during cold weather. This invention is a
horizontal cylinder (with no internal fins) filled with
fluffy towels. Just before commencing a shower or bath,
user presses a button on the TTD which
gets it rotating
warming the towels just like a conventional tumble
When the shower is finished, the user then climbs into
amongst the now toasty warm towels and lays down
the cylinder. The TTD then begins to SLOWLY rotate -
the user to be soothingly rolled over and over amongst
warmed, fluffy towels and becoming dry within minutes.
Minimal effort, maximal comfort.
||This would work
if, that is, your bathroom is sufficiently large
to contain a piece of equipment the size of an iron lung
||On balance, the "whole body warm air blast dryer" sounds a
||Maybe we should propose configurations with the same affect
that take up less space. I can come up with a few.
||You have the added thrill of being just a small design glitch away from death by asphyxiation. [+]
||None of my inventions have small design glitches [pertinax].
Go big or go home is my motto.
||Kind of like a car wash...now that I think of it, I'd rather
have 10 handsome men with warm towels drying me off!