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Two Minutes Hate App for Microsoft Kinect

At first, they bought it for entertainment...
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As an initiative of the Federal Communication Program which subsidizes all citizens of an income greater than poverty level to purchase the newest generation of Microsoft Kinect device, this government-created application has been created to improve national security. This app will be uploaded to the device in 10 minutes. Do not attempt to unplug the device during installation. For your protection and well-being, some parts of the application have already been installed on your system. Some features of your device, such as the 'OFF' switch, have been disabled.

Your participation is mandatory. Ratings on your performance will be available for your review.

RayfordSteele, Nov 07 2011


       Thanks. Having the thing watch me as I move around in the living room was already creepy enough.   

       Not that I hadn't already made the 1984-ish association pretty much as soon as we took it out of the box.
Alterother, Nov 07 2011

       Well... at least if the government wants to do something like this, they will be forced to improve our telecommunication infrastructure.   

       Faster internet for everyone aye?!
mofosyne, Nov 08 2011

       Didn't you know? We've had terabit home internet connections for years. But most of that bandwidth is reserved for government use.
mouseposture, Nov 08 2011

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