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Umbilical Neck Tie
Either a picture on a tie or a realistic rubbery model... or the real thing
An umbilical cord is really a beautiful thing when its
See picture for example. I would love to have a tie with a
picture of an umbilical cord on it. Or maybe fashion
made from realistically modeled umbilical cord material. I
think its the colors that's so beautiful.
would be good, a bracelet. Maybe little earings. What
umbilical cord woven into dreadlocks? Maybe on the darker
side a realistic looking umbilical cord tied in a noose and
upsidedown as a tie. Don't wear it to the big meeting for
let me know if you can't see these pictures, I have a Macintosh that wont save graphic files as jpgs. [JesusHChrist, Jul 01 2005]
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||There's a baby goat wandering around outside, with his dried umbilical cord still attached. Dry and brown looks good on a goat. Your tie looks like an eviscerated mutant.
||umbilical cords and necks are not a good mixture, ask a midwife.
||I think umbilical cords and fashion are not the best bed fellows either, and I witnessed a birth last week.