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This tie would be issued to all people in the Insurance industry. As lies accumulate, the tie would shrink until finally it would explode with a permanent ink stain on that persons chin. A device inside it would automatically liquidate all of the insurance persons assets and give away all of the toys
they bought with government money to poor people and return the remaining funds to the U.S. Treasury.
(The insurance salesperson could be issued a "magic ink stain eraser" if they agree to testify on behalf of the 40 million Americans without Health Insurance against the Insurance companies.)
Youtube from pee wee's playhouse [bonkers777, Apr 02 2009]
||[-] for magic, alas, although I would love to see this on certain executives.
||I thought it was going to be a tie that shrank and throttled the wearer. a little disappointed in the main.
||I keep reading it as "Shrieking Insurance Salesman Tie", a public-service device.