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Unicorn Fencing Contest

wear unicron heads, and engage in a fencing contest
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In a Unicorn Fencing Contest, the two combatants put on Unicorn heads, equipped with the horns supplanted by épées suitable for the purpose of fencing, then begin to engage with each other. Making “horsey” noises and gestures is encouraged.

They must follow all of the well established rules of fencing, with points being recorded and stored through electronic contact and detection. On guard!! neahhhhhh

xenzag, Mar 24 2016

Unicorn head http://www.thinkgee...head_mask_inuse.jpg
resting between contests, with épée removed [xenzag, Mar 24 2016]

Sheep fencing https://www.youtube...watch?v=a92_zRyFqQ0
[normzone, Mar 24 2016]

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       Pantomime unicorn suits ?   

       Since the protagonists will have all their upper-body strength available to manipulate the weapon, we suggest a rapier, which would have a better chance of inflicting serious injury. Scoring would not require any electronics, but simply be based on the amount of blood.
8th of 7, Mar 24 2016
  

       Narwhals.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 24 2016
  

       Gesundheit !
8th of 7, Mar 24 2016
  

       Gedanken.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 24 2016
  

       Yes, but by definition you wouldn't know who had won.
MaxwellBuchanan, Mar 24 2016
  

       Unicorns can never be fenced.   

       ... philistine   

       They do, however, make a decent split rail.
FlyingToaster, Mar 25 2016
  
      
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