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Velcro Undies

Don't put them on backwards
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Made entirely of velcro, these undies are available in boxer, brief, panty and thong form.
thumbwax, Jul 26 2002

velcro wedding http://www.halfbake...ea/velcro_20wedding
The concept of men and women wearing opposing flavours of velcro has been fully explored already. [hippo, Jul 26 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

I love little pussy http://www-personal...y/rhymes/pussy.html
I was hooked on the loopy girl. [FarmerJohn, Jul 26 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]


       why? To keep yer troosers up?
yamahito, Jul 26 2002

       I think we're going to need a little more information here 'wax.   

       At the moment I'm picturing a cross between 'strip poker' and 'barfly'.
st3f, Jul 26 2002

       Have you seen what velcro does to hair when you stick it in the wrong place? Ya might wax yourself.

       Umm...I'll take three.
Helium, Jul 26 2002

       Sounds hideously uncomfortable to me.
DrBob, Jul 26 2002

       As the summary indicates, putting them on backwards isn't recommended. Velcro has a backing material, it's not velcro on both sides. Helium, 3 are en route.
thumbwax, Jul 26 2002

       Ah, you mean backwards as in 'inside-out'. I understand now. Still sounds uncomfortable though.
DrBob, Jul 26 2002

       // Ah, you mean backwards as in 'inside-out' //   

       Ohhhh..in that case you might wax someone else, unless they were wearing matching velcro undies...in which case you likely would have a ripping good time.
Helium, Jul 26 2002

       We have a winner. That is absolutely, 100% correct. Helium, would you like to give an acceptance speech?
thumbwax, Jul 26 2002

       Yes, I'm sticking to my guy like stamps to a letter like birds of a feather we...stick together, heh
Helium, Jul 26 2002

       So, mens' come with hooks, womens' with loops...?
waugsqueke, Jul 26 2002

       So, the bar fly strip poker image was pretty close then. I'm still left wondering... why?
st3f, Jul 26 2002

       Might be useful for taking them off without opening the fastenings of your garterbelt.
Gwenanda, Jul 26 2002

       Tug-of-war without the rope?
phoenix, Jul 26 2002

       I think they should come in pairs, his and hers. anyone else hearing the sound that accompanies "cheerio, see you later"
po, Jul 26 2002

       Now that I've managed to erase the image of thongs worn backwards from my mind, I'm more than eager to offer you one of my sticky buns.
Helium, Jul 26 2002

       Actually, in order to increase sales under the guise of options, hook pattern and loop pattern are available in every size and design - but only hook o_r loop per each undie. This allows the hetero (I am a long-standing member), homo and bi crowd numerous choices. Whip it out - the wallet, that is.
thumbwax, Jul 27 2002


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