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For a reasonable fee, our evil biogeneticists will
create a custom virus for you; highly contagious
but with no noticable symptoms or side effects (as
far as we know); its purpose is to insert a coded
DNA segment into the genes of every person it
infects. This DNA segment may contain any
encoded message you like; plain text,
HTML, .gif, flash files, or any other format (up to a
certain size). Have your company's brand
emblazoned forever on the DNA of every living
human being within 3-6
Of course, having your ad embedded in
everyone's DNA is only marginally satisfying if
nobody can actually see it, so for our 2nd
generation we will be working on codes to have
your ad displayed on the skin of infected users.
(Note: due to biological limitations, all animations
will play back on the skin no faster than 1 frame
||So who do I need to sleep with to get the plug-in?
||Commander: "What is this, Zurg?"
First Officer Zurg: "The Glaxican Staple of Zandar, with the power to fix the Paper of Planderous, the most powerful paper attacher in the Universe."
Is that a sci fi staple too?
||Adding [evil biogeneticists] to my "people to kill" list.
||I'd like the display on other people to read: "Get Your Freebies"
||Hurray, even more advertising...
||Actually, I'm hoping the Get Your Freebies site is long gone by then.
||Many would compare advertisers to skin diseases/blemishes already.