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Virus Wars: The Phanciful Menace

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A weak and badly-plotted spoof in which a planet is apparently threatened by a gigantic spaceborne battle station, bearing a striking resemblance to a coronavirus, which collapses into anticlimax when one of the principal characters says "That's no moon ... it's a dead insect on the windscreen"

Then they have to stop and clean the glass, after which they sit around waiting for something interesting to happen.

It never does ...

8th of 7, Mar 21 2020

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       The heroes win by sitting around and doing absolutely nothing.
RayfordSteele, Mar 21 2020
  

       You would be amazed how often "Sit there, do nothing, and see what happens" turns out to be a winning strategy ...
8th of 7, Mar 21 2020
  
      
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