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A weak and badly-plotted spoof in which a planet is apparently threatened by a gigantic spaceborne battle station, bearing a striking resemblance to a coronavirus, which collapses into anticlimax when one of the principal characters says "That's no moon ... it's a dead insect on the windscreen"
they have to stop and clean the glass, after which they sit around waiting for something interesting to happen.
It never does ...
||The heroes win by sitting around and doing
||You would be amazed how often "Sit there, do nothing, and see what happens" turns out to be a winning strategy ...