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There must be a suitable volcano field somewhere (Indonesia, Japan), where Consul Inc. could set up an 18 volcano golf course.
No need for daily hole changes and pin repositionings. No need for expensive fairway maintenance. No need for fartarsing about with buggies and caddies and all that sissy
country club poser rubbish.
Get your hiking boots on. Sunscreen, hat, long sleeves and pants. Binoculars. About a gross of balls (old ones). Lots of Vegemite sandwiches. A tent. A pannikin. Some trail mix. Two sticks only - 1 x2 wood 1 x3 iron. Several stainless steel tees. Tiger repellant.
Take as many drops as you like for unplayable lies. Lie about anything really. Penalty strokes apply for hitting the locals (caution: these may be administered with a rattan cane in some areas).
(?) Volcano Golf Course
"Volcano Golf Course is one of the world's most unusual courses, on the rim of the active Kilauea volcanic crater." [Ander, Apr 03 2008]
Hole 16 - Vesuvius
My personal nemesis. [theleopard, Apr 03 2008]
||Welcome to the Mauna Loa open. Mind your boots! and don't tear the molten turf.
||Unlikely to appease the fire gods, and much easier just to toss in a virgin.
||Tiki-Man say: "Gods not hut-hut like dirty used golf ball, need much Pepto after. Please send one (1) gross number-7 Titlist hut-hut overnight mail, much better. Also send more caddies. We hut-hut fresh out!"
||Volcanoes make devious golf holes [linky], but that makes it all the more glorious upon hitting a hole-in-one. [+]