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Very simply, little voodoo doll
gingerbread men and women, made
Boss giving you a hard time? Snap his
leg off and eat it! Ex-girlfriend
getting you down? Laugh maliciously
as you bite off her head, spewing
little ex-girlfriend crumbs all over
the floor. Someone really annoying
you? Pop them in the microwave for
10 minutes and see if they blow up!
Order your personalised gingerbread
doll from your local half bakery
(?) Halfbakery: cannibal crackers
Not to be confused with ... [jutta, Oct 17 2005]
I hear you, Flux, I hear you [squeak, Oct 19 2005]
||Yay just in time for Christmas. (Dr. Curry, a more gentile way of relaying that sentiment; Bite Me.)
||<sings> cannibal crackers in my soup
zombies and ghoulies loop the loop...
||gosh, oh gee, but I have fun,
swallowin' people one by one...
||would a hair sample be included in the ingredients to ensure the voodoo requirements are fulfilled?
||Nicey nice. Linky to a (slightly) similar idea by me.