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Voodoo Gingerbread people

Have your confectionary and eat it.
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Very simply, little voodoo doll gingerbread men and women, made to order.

Boss giving you a hard time? Snap his leg off and eat it! Ex-girlfriend getting you down? Laugh maliciously as you bite off her head, spewing little ex-girlfriend crumbs all over the floor. Someone really annoying you? Pop them in the microwave for 10 minutes and see if they blow up!

Order your personalised gingerbread doll from your local half bakery today.

Flux, Oct 17 2005

(?) Halfbakery: cannibal crackers cannibal_20crackers
Not to be confused with ... [jutta, Oct 17 2005]

Grilly willy Grilly_20Willy_20Stress_20Sausage
I hear you, Flux, I hear you [squeak, Oct 19 2005]


skinflaps, Oct 17 2005

       Eat me.
DrCurry, Oct 17 2005

       Tasty and evil [+]
wagster, Oct 17 2005

       Yay just in time for Christmas. (Dr. Curry, a more gentile way of relaying that sentiment; Bite Me.)
blissmiss, Oct 17 2005

       <sings> cannibal crackers in my soup
zombies and ghoulies loop the loop...

       gosh, oh gee, but I have fun,
swallowin' people one by one...
po, Oct 17 2005

       Oh. Hell. Yes. [+]
DocBrown, Oct 17 2005

       would a hair sample be included in the ingredients to ensure the voodoo requirements are fulfilled?
ecnamal, Oct 18 2005

       Nicey nice. Linky to a (slightly) similar idea by me.
squeak, Oct 19 2005


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