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This Idea assumes most guys like the way most gals look when
wearing wet T-shirts against the skin.
The problem is that even if warm water is used to wet the T-shirt,
the phenomenon of "evaporative cooling" will soon make the T-
shirt uncomfortable enough that a gal would prefer to be wearing
Therefore, if guys want to experience the most benefit from gals
wearing wet T-shirts, it is necessary for guys to solve that
As a first-approximation solution, consider some clear plastic food
wrap, which can reliably stick to itself after wrapping something.
Get a wide-enough sheet of this plastic, and a single wrap around
a gal, starting and ending at the gal's back, would enclose the wet
T-shirt and greatly reduce the amount of evaporative cooling,
while not obstructing the view.
As a second approximation, consider a special hat that the gal
could wear. It has a fuel supply and a burner and a modest water
tank (see link for a rather-more-significant mass that gals have
been known to put on their heads). The heated water flows to a
mist-sprayer that is aimed at the T-shirt, specifically to keep it
both warm and wet.
As a third approximation, consider a portable microwave
generator and a battery pack. We still need a water tank and a
mist-sprayer, but now the microwaves keep the wet T-shirt warm.
Well, that's enough for this Idea.
Weights on gals' heads
As mentioned in the main text. [Vernon, Aug 23 2015]
Muslim solution for wet t-shirt contest with viel
[pashute, Aug 23 2015]
For anyone interested, here's something I thought of when NOT thinking about wet T-shirts (and said so) [Vernon, Aug 30 2015]
Very good gals. [xenzag, Aug 31 2015]
||//"evaporative cooling" will soon make the T- shirt
||You have no idea...but kind of handy for very hot
places, like Asia in the summer. Northern
latitudes, just say no.
||I'm guessing with a thin weave and enough lycra in
the mix, this could be done sans l' eau, so cutting
out the one female and any number of males
succumbing to the inevitable outbreak of
||"Gal" is Texan (as in Texas, USA) for "girl" --usually refers to
a girl old enough to be eligible for wet T-shirt contests.
||So, is this idea only for Texans?
||how is it that this website does not have
||[xenzag], I like the term "gal" simply because it is the same
length and starts with the same letter as "guy".
||What Vernon Said. ( + )( + )
||Peanut oil wet t shirt would not evaporate, but might attract flies.
||I'm not touching this one. But as to [pashute]'s link, the
reason the common clothing style of Muslim women is seen
as oppressive is that it's mandated by law in some countries.
Dressing like a nun? Not oppressive. Being forced to dress
like a nun? Oppressive.