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As a kid, I, along with everyone else I knew, had a "Wooly Willy" toy. Sure, they're fun when you're younger, but wouldn't it be great to find a practical use for them? Of course it would!
I think it would be negligent in this day and age not to have a Wooly Willy toy serve as a barber shop aid
for people who have a hard time describing exactly how they want their hair cut. Not to mention, there aren't nearly enough humerous facial-hairstyles out there. When's the last time you saw a guy walking around with a waxed "villian" mustache to twirl? I bet it's been over a week. And the "bushy eyebrows" look? You know it's coming back, so look out!
The man himself!!!
(For those of you who either don't remember or never knew who Wooly Willy was...) [Overpanic, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
||"Not sure about our service? Come in and try our Wooly Willy..."
||I didn't have a wooly willy 'til I was about 11. Still haven't found a practical use for it.
||I thought this was going to be a way to get rid of those annoying, itchy hairs down there. But no. Gee, thanks, [Overpanic].